The Dicks

Dez, Dick #1 | Vocals, Guitar
Smokes a lot. He thinks he’s Morrissey. Always wear suits. Hates Bono, Lennon, Peter Gabriel, Chris Martin and everyone in the rock n roll who turns rock n roll into some kind of ‘music is for the world, send your message thru your song, join the GreenPeace, hate the government and all in between’. Loves to write songs about jealousy, defeat, loneliness but always keep the tune in a major note. ‘Orgasmic!’ he says.

Vamp, Dick#2 | Bass, Piano
Couldn’t decide if it’s John or Paul he hates. A jazz musician but loves to act like he’s this flamboyant boy singing in wrestling outfit (you know who). Lives near the train station just to hear the rattling voice of the train makes a different beat everyday.


Mars, Dick#3 | Guitar, Piano, Vocals
The One. Or at least he thinks he is. Very cynical in everything even for things he truly likes. Always puts some minor on every Dez’s songs. Speaks only when he sings. Introvert. Again, the one.


Wreck, Dick#4 | Drums, Synth
Disco’s protégé. Everyone in the band hates him. Yet the cute and sober one. Often mistaken as the manager instead of the member of the band. Loves Pet Shop Boys but never understand a word DJ. Throws the snare everytime the show ends. That’s how he got the name.

Rock n roll? Yeah right.